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The
Kosher Top 10
Top 10 signs the girl
your dating is Lubavitch
by seth galena
10. She goes by her
fifth name, which incidentally is also her sister's third name.
9. She takes a shot
of vodka at every mention of the word 'Misnagdim'
8. At dinner, she
helps herself to your "Shirayim"
7. Due to her awkward
davening time schedule, she comes an hour late adorned in her second pair
of Tefillin
6. She smokes, and
dresses too cool to be orthodox. Freckles are part of her outfit.
5. Her parent's first
question to you is which Daf of the Tania you're up to.
4. When you sneeze,
instead of God Bless you...she responds L'chaim. ('770' is certainly not
just another selection of the Kedem vineyards for her)
3. She has a picture
of the Rebbe in her wallet that says "Friends 4ever" and "I'll be
back" on the back
2. Her biggest turn-on
is an excessivly bearded man
1. She has never heard
of Stern College for Women
www.bangitout.com
Comments:
from :
How do I know that Seth Galena is not Lubavitch? Firstly,
Lubavitchers
are always on time. I am a ba'al Tshuvah through Lubavitch. I
was
observant for 5 years before I learned that "Jewish time" meant
being
late. Also, Lubavitcher's know the difference between your and
you're.
We have heard of Stern College, but realize that Touro is the better
school. I personally went to Rutgers.
From:
Etta
hey man
your top ten was a little bit funny but being a lubavitch girl and maybe
not having a great sense of humor on
myself i did not laugh as hard as i would have otherwise. you also did
not include in your top ten that any lubav girl can kick your ass!!!
any way thanks for the jokes
any feed back that you want to give me can be sent to
yacovettah@juno.com
toodles, etta
From:
Tzvi
What
up boys, love the web-site. The lubav jokes are weak. In tanya we dont
call it a daff.
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