| The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten signs you went to
Frisch
by Leah Michelson
10. You know what Latifundia are (or at least how to say it)
9. You know why they call it the Waterstone woods, or the Dead Man's
Forest.
8. You know better than to use the phone next to the nurse's office,
because Rabbi Kovitz needs to talk to his broker.
7. You were "frisked" by a janitor during the Gulf
War.
6. You went to college and Israel guidance for the candies and
the nurse's office for cough drops if there weren't any candies left .
5. You think that gozlings are New Jersey's version of rats.
4. You know what a Shiriah and a Ruach director are.
3. You think junk food means Drake's coffee cakes, pound cakes, or
devil dogs.
2. You run when you hear the words, "I beg your pardon!"
1. You can still hear Rabbi Zucker saying, "Boker Tov Talmidei
Frisch, the time for Shacharit is now, everyone please proceed to Shacharit now,
Kumu Kumu l'avodas Haboreh!" .
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From Alyssa N.
Scenario: Rabbi Meir asks what you name is. You answer (ex. Steve or Beth). He
says "No. Your other name."
You've seen pictures of Mr. Zucker's grandkids.
Breakfast courtesy of the great state of NJ.
Re-enacting the Continental Congress. (Which delegate were you?)
The very attractive gym-shorts-over-tights look.
You have had your skirt measured.
Parking "over the line" in the teacher's part of the parking lot.
Bus drivers' basketball league.
"Due to snow way up north the Rockland County students will be dismissed
early."
From Rachael Hartman
"Volleyball is not a spectator sport, girls!"
From Uri Korn
-You still make sure no adults are around when taking the elevator
From AEB830@aol.com
-IFL is really a Sport
-Whenever you get called to Mrs. Keigher's office you start thinking of excuses
for cutting class everyday
-Senior lounge with N64, PS1, PS2, Fridge...
-Too many freshmen, and they're all too short
-R' Yudin's "oooweeeoo"
-R' Goodman's opera
-R' Yudin Dressing up like Sarah Huges on Purim
-Reb Judah proving that Shiriyah isn't fixed(at least for last year)
-Mr.d Dunton and the AAA(American Armwrestling Association)
From
Zvi
you ask kids
from other school when their scheduled
frees are
you know where the lost ark is and which mountain is Sinai (rabbi goodman
told u)
ttyl-zvi
From Shira Baron
you still hear Mrs. Forman and/or Mrs. Kaminetsky
saying "walk one, jog one, walk one, jog one...." over
and over - every time you enter a parking lot
From Michael J
Fishman, Class act of '98
more fond memories of the good old
frisch days
-Rabbi
Bush's dog whistle (just thinking about it still sends chills down my
spine)
- getting showered as a freshman was more a status symbol than a form of
torture
- now where is that video camera that monitors who's driving off campus?
- let's not forget the IFL (Ilarian Football League), after all, you
can't top touch football in a parking lot.
- does anyone still wonder why TKL gets so pissed off when we park in
their parking lot?
- I'm proud to say that I'm one of the guys who rejuvinated the
"hallway guitar club" (and last I heard, it was going quite
strong even though the memories of its founders have long graduated)
- getting yelled at by Mrs. Broder (SLOTH!)
- what about those good old days when the computer lab didn't have
internet? that was the place to be if you didn't want to be seen
(or work on your russian).
- The funniest Rabbi in New York (and I'm also proud to say I was his
first "talmid")
- Homer Simpson with a Purple Yarmulke teaching History
- the many faces of Mr. Gottlieb's facial hair
- "tuck or die" and "wipe or lick" (too bad he's now
in Kushner, Frisch's major loss)
- finally, the myth of shiriah not being fixed (and to think that as
freshies we actually thought that we had a chance of WINNING)
"A lie can travel half-way around the world while the truth is
putting on its shoes" - Samuel Langhorne Clemens
From Ellie Haller:
You started a bologna count in your Jewish History class
you are afraid to run into your male English Teacher in a dark alley
You know all the words to Minyan Man by heart
You had Rabbi Kovitz for 80% of the day (math, physics, gemara and chumash)
You rented a skirt
You played with he-man figures in the hallway
From Ed Becker:
Dr. Clews intramural basketball league.
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