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The Kosher Top 10

Top Ten Athletes with Jewish Names who aren't Jewish 
by MO KRINCH


10. Ian Gold (Denver Broncos)

  9. Taylor Jacobs ( Miami Hurricanes)

  8. Rick Fox (LA Lakers)

  7. Steve Israel  (N.E. Patriots) Retired

  6. David Eckstien (Anehiem Angels)

  5. Mike Benjamin  (S. F. Giants) retired

  4. Lenny Friedman (Denver Broncos)

  3  Denny Hocking  ( Minnesota Twins) for all the hockers out there

  2. Joe Mauer   (Minnesota Twins)

  1. Mike Mordechai (Montreal Expos)

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From Mo
Mendy Lopez K.C.Royals ( he is a chasid at the Chabad house is Puerto Rico)
Also since it is my list i don't see any jewishness in the following:
Orel Hershiser, Jon Crotty, Ryne Sandberg, Billy Koch, Sergei Berezin, and Cesar Izturis


From yedi54@netscape.net

matheui shneider ( his dad is jewish)
robert reichel (calgary flames)

From Paul L. Gaba

What about Ryne Sandberg, Cubb second baseman extraordinare!

From: GIANTS were robbed by the refs! 

..."Donnie Abraham" of the New York Jets (also known as the green slime team).

From David Rappaport
Flyers Defenseman - Dennis Seidenburg

From David Farkas 
1) Walt Weiss - shortstop for the A's

2) This has got to be the real winner of all time - Just a few years ago, the Toronto Blue Jays had a black outfielder named . . . . .  Jacob Brumfield.  I once had a camp counselor named Jacob Brumfield!


From Robert Karen
(Canada-just visiting your site)
John may not have been Jewish but his teammate on the Orioles Steve Stone
was very Jewish (weekly focus of Balto. Jewish Times). He had .500 records with very bad White Sox teams before being picked up by O's where he promptly went on to win 23+ games and start in the All Star
Game!

And of course, Rod Carew should be on your top 10 list. He converted :) Robert Karen (Canada-just visiting your site)


From Avi
Stein
Yaacov Yisrael - played safety for Penn State Football (look it up!) 

From Rish

Other footy fans can correct me if i'm wrong, but David Schwartz of the AFL couldn't be Jewish, otherwise he'd be written up in the Jewish News after every injury and insult...


From Lawrence Russ

John Lowenstein (played for the Indians and Orioles in the '70s-80's) During the 1979 World Series, even the reporters kept asking him how it felt to be a Jewish baseball player.  But he's not!

From Danny Zysman  Rochester, NY
Henry Aaron (Milwaukee Braves/Atlanta Braves) retired
David Cone (Yankees/Mets/Red Sox/Blue Jays/Royals) retired
John Smoltz (Atlanta Braves)
Aki Berg (Toronto Maple Leafs)
Sergei Berezin (Chicago Blackhawks) and any other Russian hockey player
Bernie Williams (New York Yankees) I mean, come on.. how many non-Jews do you know named 'Bernie'?

From Likemyname@aol.com
How could anyone have forgotten Herschel Walker?

From dannyfarkas@hotmail.com
What about Reb Herschel Walker??  (didn't he get drafted out of Yeshiva University?)

From Sharon Riemer (University of Washington Alum and Die Hard Husky Fan)
You forgot two football players from the University of Washington who both went on to play in the NFL:  
Napoleon Kaufman (Retired Oakland Raider who is working as a Minister) 
and Elliott Silvers (played with the San Diego Chargers).  Go Huskies!!!
 
From David Jacobson, Champaign, IL

3. Josh Booty (Cleveland Browns QB - I know a guy named Josh Aboody - far
too similar to ignore).
2. Efrem Winters (former Illinois basketballer)
1. Sam Jacobson (Minnesota Timberwolf referred to once mistakenly on
SportsCenter as the "Jewish Jordan," even though he's Catholic - and I
used to tell people he was my cousin)


From Seth Galena, Lower Merion, PA

here are some from the NBA - 
Fred Hoiberg 
Jonathan Bender
Brad Miller
Jon Crotty
Tony Massenberg  










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