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The Kosher Top 10

Top Ten ways you know you are from Jewish Buffalo, NY 
by Cynthia Balderman

10. Your mom kept the soup cold by putting the pot in the snow on the porch.


9. Your parents met at the University of Buffalo.


8. You were ten before you realized that Canada was a foreign country.


7. You import Chinese food from Ft. Erie or Toronto (if youre kosher).


6. Your first date was with a kid who attended Kenmore West or Bennett or Riverside.


5. Your grandparents and your children live in Brooklyn.


4. The name Mastmans makes your mouth water for corned beef.


3. You have a frequent shoppers card for Sobeys grocery store in Toronto.


2. Your first good dress or suit came from L.L. Bergers on Hertel.

1. You belong to a schul that broke away from another shul because of BINGO.

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From dotted i
1) you call Soda "pop"
2) on Shabbos you serve wings
3)your idea of a good time is going to the mall
4)you have been to Niagara Falls a zillion times.
5) you have never been to the American side of the falls

From Anonymous Man:
You get a weekly dvar torah e-mail from some groovy dude named Rabbi Spero
who you've never met before.  

From Danny Farkas
Another obvious sign is that you cheer for the Bills.  (Because God knows there's no other reason!!)