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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten
things we can do to bring OnlySimchas back
10) Join a solidarity mission to the Marina
Del Ray
9) Commission an international fact-finding team to
investigate the site's hashkafa
8) Arrange another emergency Tehillim rally
at YU
7) Hold an OnlySimchas Fair, where mothers come to major American cities
to display their daughter’s rings
6) Boycott engagements/weddings/bris until the site is back up with
enhanced rollovers that say “taken” or “single” when you
mouse-over each picture
5) Wait for Leiberman to become
President & relaunch the site as OnlySimchas.gov
4)
“Mehayrah, Mehayrah” sing along marathon/sit-in until someone
announces "main course is now being served"
3) Look up the word 'Covet', then do severe amounts of Teshuva
2) Nominate the Katz Family to replace the Osbournes as the newest reality
TV family
1) Get married again. Keyword here is Get
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From Eitan D'vir
Very
funny guys! how about1.rounding up all the the Lubavitch shluchim to
sing We want Onlysimchas NOW we want OnlySimchas NOW We dont wanna
wait!!!
2. Hiring Adam Sandler to come up with a song similiar to the Chanuka
song called "It's time to go on Onlysimchawanika!
3. bring it to Yasser Arafats attention, when he speak sthe UN listens
and they will have a resolution to bring it back
4.hire Bob Dole to be the pitchman to bring it back this will include
national ads
5. Hope that onlysimchas is including in Tchias hameisim and hope for
Moshiach soon!
From dannyfarkas@hotmail.com
Perhaps bangitout and OnlySimchas can merge into a new dating site
-- OnlyBanging.com
From Steve Shickman
Top things you can do now that onlysimchas crashed: (besides
surfing bangitout.com)
10) Whatever you used to do during the time you spend on it before
onlysimchas existed (but cant remember how you even existed back then)
9) Family Game Night!
8) Read a book
7) http://www.jemsem.org/golden/alumnai.htm
6) Search the google cache for old pages
5) Use evites and yahoo photo albums
4) Watch Gilmore Girls
3) Go to a YU party and see sweaty frum girls in person
2) Solitaire....Minesweeper
1) Say tehillim
(that hashem should give us onlysimchas!)
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