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The Kosher Top 10
Top 10 Required
Pictures on OnlySimchas.com
by Ephraim
Shapiro and Mikey Butler
10) The infamous "phone picture:" An
unflattering pose of the newly engaged guy/gal gleefully gnawing on an
oversized cell phone.
9) The Entrance Picture: aka "Walk-in pic" b'laz
8) The Inanimate Objects Pic: Usually life-sized helium inflated
teddy bears, for brooklynites its monstrous junglesque floral
arrangements.
7) The Great Ring Pic #1: Fuzzy out of focus close up of a set of
knuckles attempting to show off that shiny spec of C.Z.
6) The "of course we're shomer, that's just a shadow" Pic.
5) The Great Ring Pic #2: Clearly focused close up of multiple sets
of knuckles during the momentous "harei at" scene. (photo
by kallah's tearful ex-roomie)
4) The "guys sweat, girls glow" Pic.
3) The Bride/Groom's Friends' Pic: Guaranteed to generate the most
hits, regardless of gender.
2) The Recently Engaged Closest Best Friends Pic: Guaranteed to
generate the least hits, they're taken.
1) The Parents' Friends Pic: Guaranteed to generate no hits
whatsoever.
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Bonus Pics
-The Ticsh Pic (A famous scene that rivals only the dogs playing
poker: Several frustrated rabbis seeking errors in the kesubah getting
pushed by the chassans 4th grade bully attempting to kiss him while the
new father-in-law is up to his knees in burboun)
-The Eishes Chayil Pic: A.K.A. the friendly yeshiva guys sharing
more sweat
than NFL ogres during playoffs.
The flower girl (awww) or Kallah Meidel pic.
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From
What about the picture of those little heart cookies with the
names on them?
From JV,
NY NY
Mikey and Ephraim, you
guys are too funny!
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