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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten signs you are
an Identical Twin on the Upper West Side
by Sarah
and Rachel Friedman
10. Your doorman can tell you
apart, but your friends can't.
9.The first question people ask when they realize you're a twin is if you
know the Galena twins.
8. You not only have your own UWS stalkers to worry about, but you have
your twin's as well.
7.The owner of Mezonot thinks you're his best customer.
6. If you're seen doing something considered
"inappropriate," you can say it was your twin and automatically
get away with it
5. People ask you how it was possible to be at KOE, OZ, Ramath Orah,
Yourng Israel, Jewish Center, and Lincoln Square and change outfits all on
one shabbos morning
4. If a guy you're not interested in comes up to you with the line, "Where do I know you from?" you can say,
"You must know my twin," and walk away.
3. You have to be friendly to everyone because you don't know who your
twin knows.
2. Guys always seem attracted and stare, but it's only to detect
differences between you and your twin.
1. When you write a top ten list together, you only have to think of 5!
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From gdavides:
parshas shelach, I congratulated whom i thought was the ba'al korei for
beautiful laining, and he said,
"oh, that was my twin." If only they wouldn't have worn the
same kippa style / color.....
from gwasserman@honorscollege.cuny.edu
This is maddening to the rest of us. Three weeks ago (parashas Yisro),
Rachel gave a d'var Torah at KOE, and I ended up giving the yasher ko'ach to
Sarah.
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