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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Jewish Reality Shows
the Weekly Bang bangitout.com staff and Ephraim Shapiro 



10. "Meet My Machatanim": Shidduch prospects are tested by the in-laws with a lie detector to see if they really were shomer negia while dating their daughter

9. "Shtark Search": YU holds talent competition to find the next president who can raise money and read Yiddish

8. "Ayin-Hara Factor": Contestants are faced with tons of compliments, and no "C'ayin Harah" to save them

7. "American BrIDAL": Thousands of Kallah Wannabes compete to get on Onlysimchas homepage

6. "Survivor": Welcome to the Jewish History Channel

5. "The isREAL-World": 10 girls are shoved into a 1 floored seminary in Israel and are told to live together in harmony

4. "Lots and lots of Big Brothers": Stuck in a station wagon

3. "The Amazing Race": Travel game where groups search for reasons why Jews are really an immortal people.

2. "The Shulrreal Life": B-list Jewish celebs such as Uncle Moishe, Tamir Goodman and Shmuely Boteach are stuck in a Synagogue kiddush room

1. "Joe Kollel": He doesn't really learn, but the bais yaacov girls don't know that!



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From mrwilp:

WJEW-Channel 18, "TV for your inner Jew," has announced its new season lineup of reality shows. They include:

Joe Minyanaire
A good-looking young man goes to an Orthodox singles event and tells girls he meets there that he davens every day. Watch their reaction when they find out that he hasn't been inside a shul since his bar mitzvah in 1986 and spends every morning
and afternoon at Starbucks!

American Sheitel
Viewers vote for the woman wearing the best-looking head-covering.

Schmeer Factor
Contestants vie to see who is the bravest by trying new bagel-and-cream-cheese combinations, such as shiitake mushroom bagels with lemon-sunchoke cream cheese or tortellini bagels with cilantro-pesto cream cheese. Filmed entirely in Lincoln! Park and Lakeview.

The Rhea-Al World
Rhea and Al Goldberg, married 55 years, are thrown together in a house in Miami Beach for a week with no TV. If both survive,  they move on to the next installment: an hour-long trip in a Cadillac with no air conditioning. The  excitement never ends!

Don't Meet My Folks
Three Jewish men take their girlfriends home to meet their parents. But watch out-one of the girlfriends is a shiksa!  Parents try to guess which son is in an interfaith dating situation so they can throw him out of the house and threaten to sit Shiva for him.

Jewish Survivor
Participants attend a round of Jewish organizational fundraising dinners. Each week, one person is voted off for falling asleep during the guest speaker, complaining about
the chicken being overcooked, eating three extra&nbs! p; desserts, changing seats so he/she doesn't have to sit with Mr./Mrs . Schwartz, snapping his/her fingers at the rabbi, who looks just like one of the waiters, etc.

The final "Survivor" wins $1million-to be donated to his or her favorite Jewish charity!


From Ethan Besser, Los Angeles
This list was rather incomplete.  What about "Shidduch Date?"  "The Bochur?"  And the granddaddy of them all, "Who Wants to Marry the Daughter of a Nursinghome Owner?"


From sarahrivkah@yahoo.com
The Maidel:  A feminist, Modern Orthodox, UWS girl in her late 20's/early 30's decides that she is sick of the scene and just picks out a guy for herself, shocking all those in the traditional camp for breaking "the rules."










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