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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten ways to know
your Boyfriend is a
Frum Gay Guy
(not that there is anything wrong with that)
by Zelda Pinwheel
10. He calls you in a panic before Pesach because he
hasn’t found “the perfect shoes” yet.
9. He calls being shomer negiah “the easiest
mitzvah.”
8. On your first date he takes you to La Marais (where
he gets a salad) followed by a quick tour of the Met’s Costume
Institute and then…. to meet his mother.
7. When you take him to lame parties on the Upper
West Side, you find him constantly taking his shirt off and rummaging in
the kitchen for skim milk for his low-fat kahlua and cream.
6 He really really wants separate seating at the
wedding, even though he’s not that frum.
5. His idea of a perfect Jewish music mix is adding
techno beats to old Mordechai Ben-David tracks.
4 He spent a year learning at a yeshiva in San
Francisco “that you never heard of.”
3. He saw “Trembling Before G-d” so many times
that he says he feels like he “lived through it.”
2.He is really emotional and respectful to you as a
woman and doesn’t get why there is so much anti-woman humor on bangitout.
1.When the shadchan asks him what he’s looking for
in a girl, he mumbles something about Jude Law.
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From mastulah:
He is a proud graduate from The Fashion Institute of
Technology
Ettah Margolese :
his favorite jewish singers are barbera striesand and bette middler (is she jewish?)....
He loves and i mean loves the mitzvah of going to the mikva....
He likes to watch sparticus over and over and over (hey dosen't this apply to non jewish gay guys too?) and speaking of... his roomates name is dick... and he is a tall blond swede....
From Anonymous:
He got a heter from his Rav to watch TV - But only Will & Grace
Succot is his favorite festival cos he likes to hold his lulav
(Al tifrosh min hatzibbur n all that)
From Mswolfgangpuck
He went to BYHS and is so proud of it that he still wears his jacket
From Maziky22@aol.com
He buys Burberry clothing AND knows when there is a sale on it.
From Anonymous
he was/is a member of YCDS
From The Anonymous B.
He is actually excited to get engaged!
From Anonymous
When hes the one giving Madonna lessons on putting on Tefilin.
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