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The
Kosher Top 10
Top 10 Ways you know you're
in Teaneck for Shabbos
by ahava
leibtag
10. There are 10 shiurium
on being modern and orthodox but nobody goes to them because they are
too frum.
9. All highschool
girls attend Shabbos Mincha. Post Israel, they are nowhere to be found.
(see Upper West Side for more detail)
8. Everybody walks
to one shul far away from them because "they like that Rabbi better."
7. Shabbos clothing
doubles as basketball uniforms.
6. When you go somewhere
other than YU or Stern, there's a huge article about you in the shul bulletin.
5. Everybody is married
with at least 2 kids and a plan to get out of Westgate/Terrace Circle/Walraven.
4. All shabbos clothing
is purchased in Brooklyn, Monsey or the Five Towns because we all enjoy
paying taxbr>
3. It's considered
bad taste to talk about how much money you have. However, you may build
a monstrosity for a house and call it even.
2. The only acceptable
professions are doctors, lawyers, and accountants. And the always ambiguous
- "He does something in business."
1. The person you're
staying with? Their parents live in Teaneck too.
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