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The Kosher Top 10
Top 15 Ultra Frum Commercial Slogans
by Adam Keingsberg and Sharon Riemer
15. Vishnitz happens.
14. It's hip to be Skver.
13. Saved by the Belz.
12. Buzz cut at the Beauty Parlor, $5; Sheet for between husband and wife, $10; Being a Satmar Chasid, Priceless.
11. Chabad: They're everywhere they want to be.
10. Aren't you glad you use tefillin? Don't you wish everyone did?
9. That's Brisk baby.
8. Ponevitch: Just assur it.
7. I wish I were a full time kollel learner, that is what I'd truely like to be, 'cause if I were a full time kollel learner, I wouldn't have to earn me a degree. (Sung to Oscar Meyer Weiner Song, le'havdil)
6. Lakewood: Once you chap, the fun don't stop.
5. Once you go black, you never go back.
4. Chaim Berlin: The best part of waking up is sechel in your kop.
3. YU: Serving kulas since 1886.
2. Friends don't let friends drink cholov akum.
1. Pardes: I can't believe its not frum.
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From AndrewG718@aol.com:
I am not a satmar chassid but the line in #12 about using the sheet is a load of crap and you know it.
Andrew
From Heather Price:
"Easy, Breezy, Beautiful: You're a Chassidic mother giving birth--- you've already done it 9 times!"
Shemini Atzeret/ Simchat Torah : Two! Two! Two Chagim in one!
Chag in the diaspora : Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun!
From mendel f.
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From Adam Kenigsberg Davis, CA
Any Satmar person that was offended by #12 on the top 15 Ultra Frum Slogans can take it up with me. Any non-Satmar person that was offended, just thank G-d for the hair on your head and be glad you don't use "the sheet" in bed!
From Danielle
Got a great one for your "Top 15 Ultra Frum Commercial Slogans"
list :)
"With a name like BangItOut, it has to be good!"
Love the site....
From val770@juno.com
Actually, Gila, "once you've gone black, you never go back" was
far far worse-funny, but worse LOLOLOLO (:))))
From Gila Brock:
The # 12 in ultra frum was very poor taste,
from D&D
Hi, - For the "Top 15 Ultra Frum Commercial Slogans" we have the following:
-There's no wrong way to eat a matzah ball.
-Torah ... it's the real thing.
-Be all that you can be, be shtark.
-Leggo my egg matzo.
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