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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten signs you were
a camper at
CAMP LAVI
by Jen
Ingerman and Ariella
Hochsztein
10. You always gave a little chuckle when giving your "Lake
Homo" address to your friends.
9. Ten kids in a bunk, nine of whom were from the 5 Towns and one of
whom was unpopular.
8. Can't get phrases like "Lavi you and me," "I'm forever
yours, Camp Lavi" and "Zimriyah! Zimriyah! Zimriyah!"
out of your head.
7. Men who shave their ankles have forever traumatized you.
6. So have Regattas, Rekudiyah, and color-war-fake-out staff deaths.
5. You paid $5,000 for summer camp only to make your own sandwiches
weekly, have all your socks turn red and your laundry turn yellow.
4. Honestly, how can you expect 11-year-olds to raise a water-filled
canoe above their heads in order to go on an inflatable rafting trip?
3. Your cleanliness and hygiene centered around a trip to DJs (How DO
you get "DJ's" from "Jericho Dairy Barn" anyway?)
2. "If you have $500 you can drink till dawn..."
1. Once they made you swim the lake, you learned that the warm spots
were just a local thing.
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From ariel
You Know You Are Old School Lavi When:
You know the lavi theme song
That's Camp Lavi, Lake Como PA
Where all the pretty girls used to stay away
Lois (the music teacher) used to be so fat
and round
Now she lost 5,000 pounds
Rabbi Weinbach driving down to campus in a
robe to break up midnight pillow fights
The not as jewish hot Jewish girls from
Ramah
No Israeli's on staff
Not-so Small
Head lifeguard Dick on duty
The plunger sisters
Tom and Jerry (who is no longer allowed to
get off his golf cart because his doctors don't want him working in his
condition)
Charlie's Angels
Division Heads had children of their own
Counselors were allowed to smoke on the
porches after 12:30
Sit-ins for fired counselors
Boys Eight Out, the beavers (ask Dani)
Rainy days were made for Gaga
When the girls were allowed on Boys campus
for brother sister hour
When brother sister hour was actually an
hour
When you weren't chased down by a pickup
truck when you went on raids
When you tortured campers you caught on
raids
You know what the Quest is
Zimriyah was called Sing! and all of camp
fit in the playhouse
Lower, Middle, and Upper divisions
The highest number super soaker was a 120
You "knew" that Jerry Seinfeld
went to Camp Tioga
From Lauren W.
1. New Camp Lavi Vs. Old Camp Lavi.
2. Can see the Kollel from your bed on girls campus.
3. Watching Ramah's fireworks on 4th of July.
4. The "Cresent".
From Adam Kaye
1) Aicha Night - burning maxipads
2) No sports on shabbos - at least not on the courts
From easye003@hotmail.com
you never know how annoying your loud speaker is to those Ramahniks!
From Erica Schachne
-You knew color war as "Laviad"
-Morasha was just down the road but much more religious (at least in dress code)
-Days off were spent at Ames shopping center and Vacation Village
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