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The
Kosher Top 10
Top 10 'Jews for Jesus'
Alternatives
by :
Shmag (aka. Andrew Goldstein)
10. Jews for Carson
Daly - They are just like regular Jews only they paint their nails
and like Limp Bizkit.
9. Jews for Paul
McCartney - Intermarrying is still looked down upon unless she has
one leg, then it's ok.
8. Jews for Anna
Nicole Smith - They read the REALLY Old Testament.
7. Jews for Aaron
Sorkin - They daven three times a day, freebase cocaine 4 times a
day and then they write brilliant television.
6. Jews for Anna
Kournikova - They are not known for their Torah reading skills.
5. Jews for Jerry
Maguire - They had me at Shalom.
4. Jews for Gary
Condit - No comment!
3. Jews for Chris
Tucker and Jackie Chan - They are just like regular Jews only they
waste their money on movies starring Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan.
2. Jews for Richard
Hatch - They wear tzizis and nothing else.
1.Jews
for Michael Jordan - They are preparing for "His Return"
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Readers Comments: SUBMIT
From
Kermit Schwartz :
Jews For Jenna Bush, cuz every meidel can use a cold one . (shower
that is)
How could you omit "Jewis For Hillary" - "The Second Coming"! (www.jewsforhillary.com)
-Kermie
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