9) You start showing up to shul on-time

8) No more hanging out at 189th and Amsterdam

7) Start looking for a one year anniversary ring

6) Bed sheets start getting changed once a month instead of once a year

5) Mother-in-law assumes control of your decision process

4) Calluses start developing from doing the dishes

3) Start scouring the country in search of hats that match every shoe and dress combination

2) Sex is limited to 15 days of the month

1) Not being able to give you real name for things like this in the fear above number gets reduced

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Readers Comments: SUBMIT

From Father-in-law of Marc B.
15 days? It should be 18! Besides, it's quality, not quantity.

From Wife of Marc B.
ITS YOUR WIFE AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
15 DAYS HAS NOW BEEN REDUCED TO JUST 1, AND YOU GOT YOURSELF DISH-DUTY FOR LIFE

From Mother-in-Law of Marc B.
In response to #5 on marc b's top ten list, I would like to be known simply as "the ultimate mother-in-law" and I am from Seattle.
Top Five reasons Marc B's mother-in-law is so ultimate:
5. She always defends marc b. even when he is sooo obviously wrong.
4. When his car gets towed after he takes her and her husband to see the movie "Meet the Parents," she ironically doesn't say a word.
3. Marc B's mother-in-law goes to his parties at clubs and bars, and drinks and dances all night in his support.
2. She never ever ever ever pressures him to move to Seattle.
and the number one reason marc b's mother-in-law is so ultimate is...
1. She treats him and loves him like her very own son! (tear of joy)

From Sister-in-Law of Marc B.
marc b., you left out the most important things that happen when you get married!
-You get a new persective on women through your wise sister-in-law.
-You start to lose friends who have dated and screwed over your sister-in-law.
-Your sister-in-law thinks that suddenly she has the right to criticize your outfit.
-When your wife is cranky, your sister-in-law is on your side...once your wife has left the room.
-But above all else...you now have the joys of a new little sister! :-)

From Yudbenyud@aol.com
F u n n y ! !!!!!!!!