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The Kosher Top 10
Top 10
You know you're in a Girls
Yeshiva Sports League when...
By Yonina Schnall and Miriam
Borenstein
10. Daddy can't come
9. You can't fit your whole last name on the back of your jersey
8. You trip over your skirt while running down the court
7. After scoring a goal, your whole team screams out, "Shkoyach!"
6. You think the volleyball net is a mechitza
5. When tennis becomes a mashal for lifes ups and downs
4. The Ref. can't touch you
3. Your coach is a Rabbi
2. Before a game you scream, "WE'VE GOT RUACH, YES WE DO, WE'VE GOT
RUACH HOW ABOUT YOU?!"
1 After the game someone comes over and recommends a shidduch for you
because you, "played so well".
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FROM Jon Drucker, Former Coach
Top 10 Signs You're in a Girls' Yeshiva Sports League:
10. Everyone who wants to,
makes it onto the team.
9. You blame your team losses
on those anti-semitic referees.
8. Your school's kashrut
studies program receives more funding than its entire sports program.
7. You feel guilty about
stealing the ball.
6. Losers are called "mentsches."
5. Typical "trash
talking" is "Yo momma's a shikse."
4. Criticism of a player's
ability is always tempered by, "But she's a nice girl."
3. Your team prayer is
a 20 minute service.
2. Your team mascot is a
mezuzah.
And the number one sign you're in a Girls' Yeshiva Sports League, Ruchel
Goldstein tells us, is ....
1. HaShem plays for your
team.
FROM Jessica Morse, Atlanta, GA
You know you are in a girls yeshiva sports league when... instead of making a name for a play, and yelling that on the court/field, you just yell the entire play out in hebrew.
FROM Julie Schneider (#23) Atlanta, GA
You know you're in a girls yeshiva sports league when... you have
leftover makeup on from Shabbos because you didn't have time to wash it
off before your motzei Shabbos basketball game.
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