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The
Kosher Top 10
Top 12 Habits of Highly Modern
Orthodox People
by
: David and
Kenny Rosen
12. Two words: watermelon
srugee.
11. You frequently use the phrase, "It's only D'Rabanan anyway".
10. When visiting
Israel, your first and last stop is Burger King.
9. You either wear the yarmulke out to the bars or, more likely, you prefer
not to be associated with the guy who does.
8. When it comes to Kashrut, looking at the ingredients is good enough.
7. Dating non-Jews
is out of the question, but they are mutar for "practice".
6. On Shabbat, you strategically express your regret about missing the
Knicks game as your irreligious roommate enters the room.
5. Your favorite internet
sites include bangitout.com, and if you're feeling frum, OnlySimchas.com.
4. Going to shul is a weekly activity.
3. Despite the practice of your grandparents, you are certain your family
minhag is to wait three hours.
2. When taking bong hits on Yom Tov, you make sure to use a pre-existing
flame.
1.
You
tend to blame everything on "the frummies".
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