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The Kosher Top 10
Top 10 Jewish Euphemisms for going to the Bathroom (#2)
by
andy bricks
10. Plant a tree in Israel.
9. bring a Korban
8. Kli Sheni time
7. Put something in shamus
6. Let My People Go
5. Boil the bagels.
4. Take Terumah and Maaser
3. Put baby Moses' basket in the river.
2. Rebuild the temple.
1. Going Shanah Bet.
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MORE FROM ANDY BRICKS
Give Arafat a bath.
Taking the 12 tribes for a dip.
Put my ex- in Cherem.
Split the Brown Sea!
- make a minyan
- cast my sins
- meet my chevrusah
- return some falafel
- steam the brisket
- smoke a salmon
- go on a second date
- drop off the miami boys choir at the lake
- braid the challah
- convert the disciples
- redeem the firstborn
- sit on the bimah
- kasher a plate
From Anonymous
I have a shidduch date with the bathroom
I must goto the yeshiva shel mata
I have to misayim this meshechta
It is Sor MayRah time
My stomach is having birthpangs of Geulah
I have to give birth to a new month
I got more than "water on my feet"
I have a blot to learn
Time to give Tzedaka
I gotta drop some Peia and Leket
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