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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Ways you know it's Summer in Boro Park
by
the boroitout staff
9. Water balloons are filled with Mayim Chaim Soda for extra kick
8. Women stock up on sunscreen, with full knowledge that they will never need it.
7. The "No Tie" Pirkei Avos Shiur is all the rave
6. Lemonade stand is quickly run out of business by nearby Esrogade stand
5. Instead of buying AC, they flock there
4. Someone donates a $50 million dollar bug zapper to the summer kollel (tax-deductible)
3. No clue. Although the MTV Bungalo Beach House is bumpin' on motzai shabbos
2. Father brings kids, beach chairs and boogie boards to mikvah
1. It's summer?
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From Steg From Boro Park
no, no, no, you've got it all wrong.. the Number One Way you know that it's Summer in Boropark is that you can find parking anywhere, at any time of the day or night in one minute instead of half an hour! ~~~~~~~~~~
From meadow589
You want to stay away from the men as FAR AS POSSIBLE. It might be 100 degrees
outside, but they are still wearing those black bekeshes and producing a gallon
of sweat per minute. I just don't get it. Who the heck wears a freakin COAT in
the summer???
From Chill Thrill
10. Punchball on every block
9. Color War vs. Williamsburgh
8. Annual softball game vs. the Flatbush Vaa'd of Rabonim
7. Visiting day rush to the mountains- if your'e not already up there
6. Friday night shidduch date shabbos walks on 15th Ave.
5. Relaxed male dress code- white polo shirts, no shtreimel Sundays
4. Relaxed female dress code- only single head coverings, no tichel Tuesdays
3. Mesh tzitzis are all the rage
2. Chaptz 'ems every night & twice on
1. Everyone makes early shabbos- more time for "double mitvza"
From Erica Schachne:
*Tzadikim are doing elaborate cannonballs and dives into the mikvah
*Women break out their snoods in summer pastel colors
*Uncle Moishe puts on a straw hat
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