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7 Habits Of Highly Modern Orthodox Females
by : Suzanne Selengut

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6. Although you can quote several key passages from Mesechet Yomah and are a fierce advocate of women learning gemarah, you haven't opened a sefer in 4 years.

5. Your boyfriend may not be "Orthodox" per se, but that just makes him more "open minded"

4. Does a big scrunchie constitute kisui rosh?

3. You went to Barnard and Brovenders (or at least applied)

2. You have a big bed in your Upper West Side Apt, "because its more comfortable."

1. You are in law/publishing/business, but secretly dream about being a stay at home mom.

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From Jonathan Gewirtz :
David, would a short Galicianer girl be considered a five-foot Pole?

From David Alhadeff: Seattle, WA
This is meant for the person who responded: "As far as "shomer negia" is concerned, I wouldn't touch it with a five foot pole!"

A. The term is TEN FOOT POLE, not five.

B. On a serious note, I am not condemning people that choose to refrain from complete physical activity prior to marriage. I think it says a lot about their self control and regard for Jewish Law. We should not mock people that choose to do it. My previous remark is for the people that use the term profusely and excessively, where in order to please their uneducated peers, their level of observance is defined by "frum" lingo, and not by one's implementation of jewish law.

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