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The Kosher Top 10
Top 10 Reasons Why a Good Cholent is better than a Good Shidduch Date
by
the bangitout staff
10. You are not embarrassed by the fact that your mom made it
9. Gives you alot more than butterflies in your stomach
8. You can avoid all the fluff, and skip directly to the meat & potatoes
7. No awkward silences or conversations
6. You can openly schmooze about the nitty gritty details of it with your rebbeim
5. There is much more potential for heartbreak (i.e., heart attack)
4. Sheker Ha Chayn VHevel Hayofi -- the chunkier the better!
3. It comes with pot
2. If it doesn't go well, you can dump it instantly
1. Sleeping together is almost inevitable.
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From Frieda Shor
U always think there will be music afterwards.
From Mendy S.:
Cholent gets better with time
Cholent doesnt need you to pay for its cab ride home
Cholent doesn't need you to buy it an anniversary gift
You know basically what Cholent will look like.
Cholent is warm, thoughtful, caring and loving
Cholent doesnt take 2 hours to get dressed. It can be thrown together in minutes
Cholent doesn't go on $500 shoppping sprees with your credit card
Cholent has good friends like potato kugel and kishka.
Cholent lets you choose the movie in the video store
Cholent doesnt need its own space
Cholent doesnt want to know everywhere you were last night
From Robert Katz:
If the crockpot's Cholent liner leaks, you don't have to bargain with G-d that you will never
have Cholent again if He "fixes" the problem.
I'd rather be full of Cholent than full of Shidduch.
From Joseph Connelly:
No matter how it goes, at least you will hear from it later.
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