40. The bright side
is at least ive done chesed for the week. And next week.
39. Don't you dare
order the steak
38. Nod and smile,
nod and smile...maybe he/she has a good-looking friend
37. Did she actually
say he was "Cute"??..... try "bald"
36. Is this waiter/waitress
single?
34. This is way beyond
"not shayich"
33. "Who let the
dogs out" Tune repeatedly running through your mind
32. Please not Dougies-
I don't think I can handle seeing every Jewish person I know again
31. This shadchan
has some serious serious issues
30. Hmmm, should
it be "feeling sick" or "family emergency" this time?
29. I can't believe
I bought a new "Date" outfit for this!
28. Who knew that
my roommate's mom's coworker's penpal had no idea what I'm looking for?
27. Anything else
that will distract you from his/her monologue about favorite hand lotions
26. Briefly reviewing
your "Top Ten Excuses to End a Bad Date" list
25. Wondering why
the waiter wont take pity and just spill something on you
24. Deciding what
to order that will give you the worst possible breath
23. Coming to the
conclusion that if your shadchan deserves a gift for finding your perfect
companion, he/she deserves the bill for setting you up with the exact
opposite.
22. OK, the pocket
Kahati is one thing but didn't anyone tell this guy not to wear his pocket
protector on the date?
21. Not even her
father can afford to get me on a second date.
20. I think I saw
a window in the bathroom.
19. OK, how can I
look at my watch without making it look like I'm looking at my watch?
Aww, the heck with it...it's 8:37.
18. Shoot, she/he
just caught me closing my eyes.
17. Never go out
with someone you meet in a pet lovers online chat room
16.What time does
Friends start?
15. What would McGyver
do in this situation
14."There are more
fish in the sea"...hit repeat, repeat
13.Please God make
me a bird so I can fly far far away
12. How many halapinio
peppers does it take to make me sick enough to leave
11. This would make
a great romance novel. Man finds love during bad date. Keep your eyes
open
10. I am so not getting
onto OnlySimchas.com with this guy/girl
9. Please Please
Hashem, let there be no one here I know
8. That's so weird,
this ceiling has 48 tiles. Unlike the floor which has 47.
7. I now realize
that "being set up" can mean two different things.
6. I'll just spell
"help" out with my utensils and maybe someone will understand.
5. I miss work.
4. Yisurin shel ahava...
Yisurin shel ahava
3. If I call myself
on my cell phone, will it ring?
2. This girl/guy
puts the "uch" in shidduch.
1. I will never ever
trust my mother again
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Comment on #14--...But who wants to marry a fish?
From The Madrichim at Mevaseret
Comment on # 3: we know how you can make your own cell phone ring...
