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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Things Featured on Avraham Avinu's Cribs Episode
by
the bangitout
staff
10. Luxurious Skywindow for late night star counting
9. Pets Allowed (sheep only), Sacrificing hours are 9-6pm
8. Online access to check the SodomandGemoraCam and bangitout.com
7. Unlimited supply of Angel Food Cake and cheeseburgers
6. Built in Stone Fireplace for furnace jumping practice
5. Guest House to send handmaid and son when wife gets cranky
4. Three words: Forefather Huka Lounge
3. Camels with hot 24 inch rims, hydraulics and leather exterior
2 . The Exclusive Club: The Cutting Room (circumcised only)
1. Complimentary GODiva chocolate left on your pillow
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From Chaim C. Queens, NY
Treadmill to practice running to malachim
"How to slaughter your Son" for dummies
Purple Heart for fighting a war
Salt shaker that resembles Lots wife
The Forefather bathroom reader
So you want to be a Forefather series of books
Laughing gas supply when visiting the obgyn's office
From Cherie C. Highland Park, NJ
Convenient fire exits located on all four sides of the tent, for your
safety.
Luxurious whirlpool for washing hands and feet.
From Frieda Shor
1. Licensed Notary Republic on premesis for quicky name change.
2. Female containers with air-holes for wife transport.
3. Tents in the backyard for overnights.
4. Outdoor barbeque for unexpected guests.
From Lil M.
Diamond studded noserings for a little bling bling
Adam N' Eve Jungle Room
Front-desk Wake-up Call
From K. Goldstien:
Spacious Closets to store old broken idols
Clear view of Tigris/Euphrates River from master bedroom
Memorobilia such as Noah's olive branch and Adam's fig-thong on walls
Hard-sand Floors
Online access to God
Cable-Visions of God
Central Air Conditioning feels like the doors are open at all times
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