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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten GABBAI Pickup Lines
by
a single Gabbai
10. Was your dad a Kohain, cause you're #1 in my book.
9. I gotta say a Mishaberach, I'm love-sick..
8. The Torah wasn't the only thing you just lifted.
7. We are both chiyuvs...to eachother
6. Shel Yad was pointing in your direction.
5. Care to begin services?
4. After I get through with you, you'll need to bench gomel.
3. Would you like to be my Gabbai Sheini
2. Yahrazeit for sore eyes
1. So, can I call you up?
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From Mikey G.
Is it your bat mitzvah?, cause I want to shower you with Candy
Whose your Gabbai? Whose Your Pimp Gabbai?
From Seth Galena
You had me at Baruch-U'varuch-Shmo
From Noel
You run my shul
You're defintely not in the Gabbai's handbook
Let me recite the Prayer for the Welfare of the State of my Dating Life.
From Jackie
can I buy you a drink, at the The Kiddush Club
Are you a runner, cause you've been racing through my tefillos all davening
Aliyos aren't the only thing I give out
You complete my Halftorah
From Frieda Shor
11. Hey, that's a nice pair of tzizis youve got there.
12. Wow...so many aliyos, that I feel that I have to pay You.
13. Wanna sit in the back seat of my Beema???
14.You "appeal" to me.
15. I must have died and gone to heaven....Time to bench "hagomel
From Michael Cinamon (OZ # 2)
I would just like to point out for the record that these pick-up lines do not represent the views of all "single gabbais".
From mofoeju:
Bimah, Bimah, Be my little baby!
Please return your Torah into my ark
Would you help me undress...this Torah
I'm like a Rabbi, but without all the restrictions
3 stars are out, let's light candles now
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