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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Jewish Euphemisms for
Smoking Weed
by
Chezki Pinter
10. Rolling your Torah
9. Toveling your Bowl
8. Snorting da Bs'amim
7 Shlugging Caparos
6 Benching Licht
5 Putting the Crockpot on High
4 Getting an Aliyah
3 "Blunt"ing the Rasha (Wicked Son)
2 Yom HASHISHi
1. Going to Niveh
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From Steve G. Rollin' the Torah
From Mefron
Hey, let's learn the "burning bush" portion!
From Matt, NYC
I have some friends who thought of celebrating 4-20 at Motzei Shabbos two
years ago. I suggesting they say Yaaleh v'Yavo (Go and get high).
From Sara
Going to Aish Hatorah
Jewish meditation
Getting Kavana
Rolling your mgellah
Shepping Nachas (ruach)
banging it out
From Chuckie
internalizing mussar
Cholent pot
Binding tefillin
taking a paatch
From Anonymous
baking some pas yisroel
From Roy, NYC
Chill in Ganja Eiden - Ohh yeah!!
Blaz'in B'mitzvos - Who's a Tzadik?
From Dan K., Queens
(For parents who know you smoke) cigarettes: I'm just going to smoke cigarettes, Dad
From Stevie
Washington Heights Roaches
Spend our parents money on stuff
marijewana
From Sarah
Marie Jane Shabbos Malkah
From Ganga
Hit the Aravos Weeds
"Reefer" Cholai Amo Yisroel From Michel
Roll your tefillin
Bake Matzos
Talk to your rebbe
From Simchi P., Flatbush
Based on your number 1 loshon hora about niveh, Uh, how bout "Going
to YU?" or "Going to Ner Yaakov" or "going to
Reishit?", No?
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