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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Everyday Modern Miracles Similar to the Miracle of Chanukah
by
The Hebrew hammer
10. There was only enough conversation to last for one date, but miraculously you dragged it out 8 dates until you got engaged
9. There was only enough YU Mesorah to last for the midterm, but miraculously the notes lasted for the entire semester
8. There was only one internship on your resume, but miraculously you were able to embellish 8 more until you got an interview with the investment bank
7. You only owned one pair of Tzitzits, but miraculously you were able to wear them for 8 years without ever washing them
6. There was only one more spot on the YU shuttle, but you miraculously you were able to smush 8 more guys in until you got to the Stern Lobby
5. There was only room for one more person at your shabbos meal, but miraculously
you were able to have 8 more last-minute guests by making it a buffet
4. There wasn't enough time to get home from work in time for shabbos, but miraculously you were able to extend your 18 minute window and make it home in time for Kiddush.
3. There were too many people on line in the supermarket, but miraculously you were able to break up your items, and immediately check out in the 15 items or less aisle
2. There was only enough weed for one more hit, but miraculously you were able to keep the joint going for one more hit for everyone, until everyone was high
1. There was only enough patience to last one night at home with your family, but miraculously you were able to deal with the "Why aren't you married?" for the entire week
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From Rachel
1.you only put
50 cents in the payphone, but it lasted you 8 minutes.
2. you only thought you had 1 cavity cause 1 of your teeth hurt, so
you decided to go to the dentist but after getting an ex ray the dentist says
you have 8 cavities.
3. you expect to wait 1 hour at the airport and end up waiting in line for 8
hours
From Michael
There was only enough gas in the car to drive 1 mile but you let the arrow go
under the E for another 8.
There was only alcohol to get you tipsy,
but miraculously with the help of some weed you were able to get
buzzed hardcore
There was only enough money to pay half the rent, but you collected
unemployment and asked your parents for help and was able to live in your
UWS apartment for 8 more months
There was only enough soup to feed 1 more person, but you added water and
made it last for another 8
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