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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Halachos for New
Years Eve
by
The bangitout staff
10. A person should not walk 4 cubits (daled amos) without carrying a
drink. If a person is a Chasid, he should double-fist.
9. If you ate meat and your friend ate dairy do not throw up next to
each other
8. The bracha of tov-u'mativ should be made if you get a better drink, or
speak to a better-looking person.
7. Tikkun Chaztos is required. Preferably after you do or say something
you'll regret
6. The more pre-boozing one does, the more praiseworthy.
5. New Year's celebration should begin until "K'Chatzos" Halila.
Starting anytime before would be considered Tosefes New Years, but does
not fulfill his obligations of the night.
4. If a person talks in between shots, he must take another.
3. If the person you wake up next to slept for more than a half hour let
them make brachos for you. It is also preferable and proper derech eretz
to introduce yourself to them as well.
2. When New Years arrives one has Cdai Achilas Pras to kiss someone, if
there is no one suitable, one should kiss the closest Mezuzah or TzitTzit
string of the person next to them.
1. You should drink "Ad D'lo Yada" until you can't tell the
difference between Seth and Isaac Galena . (Plus, if intoxicated, you're
patur from Mitzvos)
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