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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Signs your Profile
does NOT belong on Frumster
by
M J Gruenberg
10. Looking for a back-door way to hook up with your Chabad Rabbi's hot
17 year-old daughter.
9. Screen name shksaskr1225 was already taken on Jdate.
8. You think the Conservadox would finally be thrown off the
trail.
7. Repeated requests to add "men seeking men"
section were denied.
6. When asked to note what type of kipah you wear, "those
free polyester ones at Reform Bar Mitzvahs" was not an option.
5. Listed yourself as Machmir because you once wore tzitzis on
Shabbos...At Camp Ramah.
4. Your Torah education is "Man, I hated waking up early on
Sundays."
3. You heard frum chicks wear REALLY sexy underwear beneath their
skirts.
2. You live in New York City but don't want people to recognize
you.
and the Number 1 Sign your Profile does NOT belong on Frumster-
1. Frumster, Friendster- They're all the same, right?
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From Sky:
You're engaged but hedging your bets.
You're married.
From
David
You just posted yourself on onlysimchas.com
You just graduated the 8th grade
From Frieda Shor
You arent sure if you are a male or a female. | 
