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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten
"Back to Jewish Day School" Memories
by
the bangitout staff
10. Your "kittah" always consisting of at least one Russian and
one Israeli whose father was on sabbatical
9. Summer camp romances ranked by # of crocheted yamakas and
what they said on the inside
8. Hoping to G-d that the substitute teacher was not your mom
7. Coercing parents to get you another Garbage Pail Kids'
Trapper Keeper for additional Hebrew subjects
6. No matter how hard you try to clean, obligatory pretzel
crumbs (to be leftover on Passover) must be in bottom of backpack.
5. Recess either involved tearing your pants at crotch or
trading snacks for homework
4. Wondering if you could get away with that 'above the knees'
skirt you've been dying to break out.
3. The "Step" haircut, need we say more?
2. Praying that your mom packed snacks with a hashgacha this
time
1. Exploiting new gentile teachers by saying they can't give
too much homework because of the Jewish Holidays on the way.
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