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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Reasons why the
Philadelphia Eagles are Hashem's Team
By the
bangitout staff
10.
It's no secret, the A.J. in A.J. Feely stands for Adath Jeshurun
9. Duce Staley was named after the Second Temple
8 We have a center with the name Ephraim
7 Arabs get the West Bank, we've got the
Westbrook!
6 When Mcnabb becomes the spokesperson, the
Product becomes Kosher
5 Esther, the Purim hero, was said to turn GREEN
and she went on to win Achashveirosh’s beauty pageant
4 REMEMBER Exodus 19:4
"You have seen what I did unto the Egyptians and how I bore you on
wings of Eagles!"
3 Moses, the Jewish savior, was pulled from the
Nile in a basket of reed......Andy Reid?
2 Eagles are birds of PRAY. Let’s
daven!
1 Eagles share a commonality with Jews….baldness
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From Schuyler - Chicago
They're also waiting for their Mashiach to bring them to the "Promised Land."
Art (Washington Senators Fan) in Silver
Spring
Well, not really.. nor the Bears. The
real team of HaShem is the Baltimore Orioles, which his has give to
B'nai Yisrael, as we prove from the well known pasuk "HaShem O's
l'amo yitein."
From Ldyblunote:
11. You think that's a huddle? It's the Allen Rothenberg Mincha Minyan!
From Rush Limbaugh:
I remember the good old days when bangitout.com used to be funny and
risque now it has been taken over by a bunch of prudent bais yaakov girls
from brooklyn or the hieghts. What gives? Did you boys start wearing
black hats. I heard Borsalinos are hip now. One more thing the Eagles are
not God's team the Bears are.
From
DavieC:
Kanfei Nesharim
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