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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Definitions of the
Really Modern Jew
By
bangitout.com
10. Your definition of the 18 minutes means when ever you get out of
the shower
9. You define kosher products with a Circle R, finding a K is
mehadrin
8. You consider watching the Paris Hilton Video as an alternative to
Choson/Kallah Classes
7. Your definition of a religious experience involves a bong and an
Asian coworker named Sue
6. Washing/benching for bread is only on shabbos
5. When it comes to waiting between Meat and Milk, you assume you've
got some Dutch blood in you
4. Dressing Modestly means wearing a coat over your halter top
3. Shomer Negiah means not making out when your religious
friends are around
2. Concentration in davening means doing more than two shots at the
Kiddush Club
1. Consulting your Rabbinic authority means logging on to
bangitout.com
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From (S)Sgt Jason R
This not only makes me laugh, but almost makes me feel a little better about life too:-)
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