10. The shuttle service to Ben Yehuda starts at 8.00... so does night
seder.
9. Your rebbe got his semicha when he was sixteen from "moreinu
harav shlomo carlebach zt"l"
8. Your chavrusa spray-painted his borsalino day-glo orange beacause
"it's like, so much more shtark, man!"
7. This year's mussar sefer is "Bart Simpson's Guide to
Life"
6. Your roommate's secret to making really thick tzitzis: "i
always roll 'em myself... and you gotta lick the ends right"
5. The rebbetzin's bake sale has been doing much better since she
started selling "special" brownies.
4. The rosh yeshiva was kicked out yeshivas brisk because of his
most recent publication: 'she'alos and t'shuvos on streaking'
3. When your rebbe reaches a tiyuvta in the gemara, he cries out
"can't we all just get along?" and starts sobbing
uncontrollably on his desk.
2. The menahel has a no-tolerance policy on girls in the
dorm: "if she's ugly, you're on the next flight home."
1. You're going Shana Bet
