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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Plagues That Didn't Quite
Make It...
By ZEV
from T.O.
10. Persistently high interest rates
9. Incapacitating flatulence
8. Pan-Arab democracy
7. Bennifer
6. Not-so-Super Bowls
5. Low-carb, Atkins-manna diet
4. No cell phone reception in Pharaoh's Palace
3. Hooked-on-Pharaoh Phonics
2. Pyramid squatting
1. Radio stations playing 'Walk Like an Egyptian' 24-7
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From Diane
1. Being single and living on the Upper West Side.
2. Wearing sheitels/falls with headbands.
3. Not working, and married with children. (Wasn't that a TV show about
white trash)
From Meir
1) Telemarketers
2) J-ova's witnesses at their doors
3) Richard Simmons exercise tapes
4) Acting lesson from Pauly Shore
5) Seasons tickets to the Senior LPGA tour
From
Isaac
- TV's only broadcast the game show $25,000 Pyramid, commercial free, 24-7
- Hieroglyphics replaced with unfathomable New Yorker Cartoons
- Suddenly there is no weed in DAHAB
- Extra Strength Fly Paper suddenly used in all Mummification process
From Marc, LA
Eating only matzah for seven days
From John, Toronto
No Sushi Saturdays
Burning all the 'myrr and frankincense' in
Sinai and Dahab!
Killing all firstborn cats
Pyramid Inversion
Televisions constantly playing Potipheret
and the Vicery: A Love Story
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