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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Least Popular Mussar
Shmoozes
By
DK and Meyer (hakarat hatov to seth & simon.)
10) "Why getting married is bittul torah."
9) "The little bochur who explored the tanya and other horror
stories"
8) "Killing Arabs is the easiest way into olam haba"
7) "Am I the mashiach?: Five easy indicators."
6) "Is she your basheret part 1: Will she keep the weight
off?"
5) "Kippa srugas give you brain cancer"
4) "It's only assur to touch the bitchy ones"
3) "Money Laundering: It's only a chilul hashem if you get
caught."
2) "Mesilat Yesharim only works if you're a moron"
1) "Getting a job and other ways to betray the six
million"
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From
Eric
1. The mitzvah of Tzedakkah is very important, but don't give your money
to this yeshiva, instead, go out, buy a lot of beer.
2. While it's very important to be kind to your neighbor, one must also
realize that the Shnorers that come to your door and tug at your tzi-tzis
during shmoneh esrai are not actually your neighbors, and you are therefore
permitted to treat them "appropriately" (lawyer's note: this is the
expressed view of our audience only, and does not (necessarily) reflect the
views of this web site, and, furthermore, it is not to be understood as our
condoning violent behavior (necessarily)).
3. All I need to do is load letter paper, All i need to do is load letter
PAPER, its as simple as that, all I have to do is open the rack....
From
Sarah
Is she your bashert Part II: Sheker Hachayn, v'Hevel Hayofi . . . but a woman
who makes you look brilliant in comparison, Hee Tis-hallal.
Is he your bashert Part I: Five discreet ways to find out his father's net
worth
Is he your bashert Part II: What will he look like when all his hair is gone?
From Frieda Shor
THE ONES THAT DONT END IN 'BIMHAYRAH BIYAMEINU, AMEIN!"
From Meyer
"Bitachon: a stress free way to raise a family of ten."
"You should buy a Rav Chaim for your makom even if you don't know
what it means"
From Jonathan
How to Love Baala Batim to their face, but curse them behind their backs
"Beya Shelo K'Darcha and other heterim for premarital sex"
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