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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten ways you know you are
at Shabbos Meal
on the Upper West Side
By ANONYMOUS
10. Its like camp, you participate in
icebreakers, like going around the room and telling everyone your
name and what's your favorite superpower/cartoon character/moment of
the week.etc.
9. You walk up 14 flights of stairs just for desert.
8. You cannot look at another Zomick's challah and marzapan cake.
7. The first question someone asks you is what you do for a living
and how much are you paying for rent.
6. Other guests are surprised if you are NOT a
lawyer/accountant/doctor.
5. No Zemiros. You are lucky if there is benching.
4. Some guests bench to themselves and just leave the table before
the meal is over.
3. No table necessary, everyone is just eating on their laps/on the
couch.
2. You are invited but you have to bring a kugel/chicken/fish/salad.
1. When you ask where to hang your coat, your host gets a little too
excited by the idea of bringing you into his/her bedroom.
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