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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten Romantic things to do on Shabbos Valentine's
By the
bangitout.com staff
10. Randomly make
inappropriate comments like "wow, these are some hot buns" as you
cut the challah.
9. Send her some Hershey Kisses: The traditional Shomer Negiah
way of saying "First Base"
8. At the dinner table, make a heart shape out of gefilte fish
jelly.
7 Tell her that the timer broke and "it looks like we'll have to
make a romance novel of our own."
6 Greet the good looking ladies in shul with "Shabbadabing
Shalom"
5. Candlelit Dinner, Wine... wait no that's every week.
4. Nothing says "I'm-not-quite-ready-to-make-a-commitment" like a
box of Pareve bittersweet chocolates.
3. Daven Kedusha to the melodic tune of "You're The Inspiration"
2. Assure her that you have jewelry but she is halachically
forbidden to accept presents on Shabbos. Then hope she
eventually forgets..
1. Two words: "Mitzvah" and "Night."
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