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Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear
From A Guy At The Mikvah
by candice bergman
10. "We ran out of rain water, so I added some liquid of my
own.(wink)"
9. Two Words "Marco Polo."
8. "Hey, looks like you came up with a couple of my hairs on you."
7. "It's a little saltier than usual today"
6. "You know the women's mikvah usually not this busy"
5. "Ok, now this time you sing the Jaws Theme"
4. "Whoa, looks like some ones swimming with a rudder?"
3. "If I catch any of you guys taking a peak, I'll break your legs"
2. "Some whipped cream for you... and some whipped cream for me."
1. "Come here often?"
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From josh brooklyn
wow today its mamish bumper to bumper
From DaFunnyChicaFromBrooklyn
1. What a crappy mikvah.
2. I took off the sign that said "This is our OOL. Notice that there is no P. Please keep it dat way."
3. I took a spill
4. This place should have a mixed section.
From Steve Goloskov
1) Are you happy to see me, or is that a bananna in your pants?
2) Get on my shoulders. Trust me, you're weightless under water.
3) Oops, dropped the soap.
4) (A la Caddyshack) "Doody! Doody!" Here, gopher, gopher, gopher.
5) Jeez, did somebody step on a duck?
6) Cannonball!
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