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Ten Signs your Sibling lives on
the Upper West Side
by Exotic Robot
10. She talks about dating all the time, but never seems to be ever
dating anyone
9. All of her shoes now seem to be black and pointy
8. She lives in the most exciting city in the world, yet always
seems to be online
7. To make you think she is cool, she introduces you to a website
called bangitout.com
6. She's been on so many blind dates she needs a walking cane
5. She has never been to the Empire State Building, Statue of
Liberty or any other borough other than the city
4. She talks about some place called Gan-Asia all day, or is it
Estihana?
3. Her entire wardrobe is black
2. She tells you she can't wait to come home, but when she is home,
she can't wait to go back to her pointy black shoes
1. She makes you think she is on "Sex and the City" when in
reality she's more like the comic strip "Cathy"
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From Sibling 1
She complains when she has to cook "a whole shabbos meal" herself, but has yet to make anything besides for cranberry-apple, squash, or broccoli kugel.
She always make fun of the OZ scene, but she never misses making an appearance on Friday nights.
She thinks everyone but her went to Penn.
From GG
Those comments are really scary, about women who live in the West Side. Maybe that is why I enjoy just visiting, but I will have to say that my single girlfriends who live in Manhattan do not only wear black and have pointy shoes. They happen to attractive, nice and popular gals.
Additionally, I was wondering why all of the commenst were about gals, where are the guy comments? My brother happens to live on the UWS, but he doesn't talk about it much.
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