10. There must be a wealthy man who became poor because he
didn't give tzedaka, and then became rich again because he did
9. There are no hotels or motels - just inns.
8. A king must have some strange illness which no doctors in
the land can cure, except for one old wise peasant named
moishele.
7. No matter how poor the person
is, there will always be just enough money to buy matzahs.
6. There must be a shoe maker involved.
5. The only currencies that have any value are Rubles and good
deeds
4. Like Donald Trump, every wise rabbi must have an apprentice
3. Any dirty beggar mentioned has about a 85% chance of being
Elijah the Prophet
2. The most beautiful daughter of the richest man in town must
marry the poorest holiest rabbi's son
1. Every one must have the middle name "The": Moishele the
tailor, Shemelke the butcher, Mendy the gambler, Surahla the
prostitute.
