10. I just have not yet met
the girl who thinks as highly of me as my own mother does
9. I have recently discovered I am not just an unmarried
mid-30’s heterosexual male - I’m a "metrosexual"
8. When the Jewish people are so outnumbered around the
world, it does not seem right to start a new family. I will
just wait until we catch up.
7. I just have not yet met
the girl who inspires me to become the spiritual giant I was
meant to be -- but I can’t become one all by myself
6. Taking on all that
responsibility for myself of a wife and children - it seems
so goyish
5. There are still 15,342,703 women on internet meeting
sites that I have not dated yet
4. My first adolescence was kind of sad - so I am really
enjoying this extended second adolescence
3. I am not yet financially secure enough to be certain I
will never, ever have to worry about anything ever again
2. I just have not yet met the girl who meets my minimum
requirements of being a combination of Julia Child, Christie
Brinkley, Dr. Ruth and Rebbetzin Jungreis
1. I just need more time to
make up my mind about the girl I have been seeing on and off
for five years -- maybe once I get to know her better
** Note the author was married earlier this year, when then-girlfriend/now-wife pointed out to him all of his excuses.
