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Ten Jewish Things going through your mind during the Apprentice
Season Finale
by the bangitout staff
10. Choosing hometown Chicago over sunny LA? That's a Yiddeshe
Cup!
9. If Troy could only have pronounced "Oy Veh" correctly
8. How can I get set up on a shidduch date with Trump's
girlfriend?
7. That new hotel in Chicago will make an excellent lobby date
6. That old guy on Trump's right is zeidi
5. Seriously, how can I get set up on a shidduch date with
Jessica Simpson?
4. This is the dumbest season finale since your roommate puked
on himself at Simchas Torah
3. Wasn't that guy Sam the guy who ran MorgMart at YU?
|2. Mom's right, he's a failure because he's still single
1. I'd rather work at Goldman Sachs