Top Ten Ways to Celebrate New Years on Shabbos
by the bangitout staff
10. Make Kiddush on expensive champagne (Jewish translation: Rashi Wine)
9 Countdown to New Years reaches climax when your shabbos clock shuts off all lights and you goto sleep...at 8pm
8. Walk around reminding people that there is no shofar blowing because you can't carry
7. Find 3 righteous Jews around shul to absolve you of last years' resolutions
6. Kiddush Club suddenly moves Haftorah reading to Friday at midnight
5. For football fans, cholent should be served in a rose bowl
4. Be Dan L'Kav Zechus that the music blasting from your orthodox roommates room is just one wild oneg
3. Sing Shir Hamalos to tune of "auld lang syne" then realize halfway in that you don't know how the tune goes
2. Rabbi surprises everyone when he doesn't mention connection between New Years & new book of Shemos
1. Daven at Chabad
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From D. Lederstein
Add an extra candle (roman candle)
to candelabra. Set it with timer to go off at midnight.
After eating fish say Yehi Ratzon
Milfanecha...Shenifreh Vinirbe K'dagim. Then act on your yehi ratzon.
From Y Horvitz
I LIKE # 1, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE
From noway
This response may seem contradictory (what's a frum boy doing on
your site) however since you dis chabad at #1(I know it's a joke but
it's not that funny sounding any more) I'll correct your am horatzos.
At #4 and etc. "Dam L'Kav Zechus" the word is DAN so go to your
local chabad hose for lessons in the Hebrew language
From Modern Chabadnik girl
hey ! chabad will be glad to oblige bring out the liqour and
lets mach a l'chaim lol. apparently we are real party go'ers
sincerely,a modern chabadnik girl baltimore,md (oh and instead
of rashi why not some 770 )
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