Top Ten Reasons
Yeshivish People Wear Black
by the bangitout staff
10. Coat of many colors is what screwed Yosef
9. Disguises those hard to clean cholent stains
8. Goes perfectly with blue suit pants
7. Secretly every yid wants to be a ninja (or at least own a chinese restaraunt)
6. Photos of European Jewry were in black & white
5. Black makes a person feel serious, which helps at the high-roller poker
tables
4. Black has slimming effect to hide results of motzei-shabbos pizza binges
3. The first rebbe was in fact a black and white cookie
2. 'What to wear' desicion is so much easier in the mornings
1. They fear Heaven, assimilation and Donna Karan
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From Jonah:
The pope wears white
Highlights dandruff best
If darth vader can do it, why can't we?
Penguins are said to have no ayin hara (or is that fish?)
Yom Kippur has to be different from all other days of the year
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