Top Ten Heimishe Ways to stay Warm
by Dovid Hamelech
10. Payis wrap-around ear muffs
9. $3000 Gortex shaitel
8. Bed, Blech and Beyond
7. 100 pairs of thermal tzitzits - works for Rabbi Sheinberg
6. Lambswool elbow length gloves - worked for Yaakov Aveinu
5. North Face Flannel Bekesha
4. Grow Lubavitch Beard
3. 12 year old 'warmer'
2. Jump into furnace - Worked for Avraham Aveinu
1. one way plane ticket to The Fountain Bleu
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