Top Ten Changes to the Bible if the NFL existed in Biblical Times
by The Weekly Bang
10. There was Day and there was Night, and God said, "It'sssssssssss gooooooood"
9. Kosher animal list would include Bills, Bears, Lions, Dolphins, Bengles and obviously, pigskin
8. Holiday of Passover redubbed Pass-interference
7. After killing Goliath, David turns to the Jewish People and says "I'm going to Disney World!"
6. Yosef opts for free-agency buy-out rather than being traded to Egypt
5. Days between Passover and Shavuot referred to as "the 49ers"
4. "3rd and Long" used to describe wait for next Temple
3. Moses suddenly spikes the two tablets and does his rendition of the Icky Shuffle...only to get fined for taunting wild fans
2. Noah gets drunk and suddenly has what commentators call a slight "wardrobe malfunction"
1. Mitzvah night is moved to Monday Night
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