Top Ten
Reasons to have the Olympics in Israel
By the weekly bang staff
10. It's Multi-racial,
Multireligious, Multicultural, and that's just in one shul
9. Make history: Hamm in Israel
8. Security Fencing
7. Any gold medal winner would immediately be swamped by
hundreds of people, mostly asking for tzedaka
6. New sports to be added: Shaish-Baish, Speed-Seed Eating, and
Biotechnology
5. 15,000 Lag ba'Omer Torch runners
4. All international currencies would be accepted at local Kent
stand
3. Single olim can't get enough rings
2. Easy access to undetectable illegal drugs at local U.S.
Yeshiva
1. Gold Medals will be filled with chocolate
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