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Top 26 Chanukah Pickup lines

by holiday correspondent Steve Shickman, along with the bangitout staff

26. Chanukah? I hardly know ya.

25. Come on baby light my fire.

24. On someone like you, I can definitely say Hallel with a Bracha.

23. Your like my menorah's candles...getting hotter every day.

22. Come with me and i'll help you spin a gimmel.

21. Al Hanisim should be said every time I look at you.

20. Like a driedel....spun for the very first time.

19. You spin me round, round, baby round round, like a driedel round round, round, round.

18. I don't mac on chicks. Although some people say I am a mack-abee.

17. Wanna play spin the driedel?... I got a half hour and a room full of candles...

16. Pardon me, but those are some hot Laktes!

15. Is your father a thief? Cause I cant find my gelt, and you've got $$$$ in your eyes!

14. The opposite sex asks, "Excuse me, do you have a light?" You: "I think we already have a spark?"

13. You dad must be a maccabbee, cause he stole the Jewish-stars off his shield
and put them in your eyes!

12. Baby, I'm just like a sufganiya - hot and greasy on the outside, sweet on the inside

11. Lets shake this joint and go get lot-kiss.

10. Did u remember Al Hannisim? cause you're the answer to all my prayers

9. Don't think I have to light tonight - cause I'm burning already!

8. Nice sweater, I admire your dedication to Pirsumei Nissah.

7. That's nice menorah you've got there...it'll look even better in our
apartment in Queens next year.

6. Wanna go light my menorah?

5. You make my shamash melt.

4. Here, let me show you what the macabees did with those.

3. Is that your menorah or are you just happy to see me?

2. Baby, you light up my nights.

1. Can I spin your dreidel? No? Can I light your Menorah? No? Can I buy you a present? I thought so

Please send all comments, questions, and phone numbers to Steve Shickman

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