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10. His Chee-tat pokes
you in the side when he gives you a good night hug.
9. His car has a menorah
on top, a succah mobile in the back, along with assorted pamphlets on
Judaism and an extra pair of teffilin is scattered throughout the interior.
8. His wardrobe consists
of black pants, white shirts, and a pair of leopard skin breifs.
7. To him there is
no distinction between Chabad and other denominations. It is just those
who are Chabad, and those who are not Chabad yet.
6. On the first date
he takes you on mivtzaiim.
5. On the second date
he takes you to the ohel.
4. On the third date
he takes you to 770.
3. He proposes to
you over the loudspeaker at Camp Emunah
2. For your honeymoon
you get an all expenses paid trip to....Siberia for shilichus.
1. His beard is a prime source of pleasure....for him, not neccesarily
for you.
Please
send all comments, questions, and phone numbers to Ettah
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