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The Kosher Top 10

TOP ten ways you know you didn't belong at the
BANG IT OUT NEW YEAR'S BASH :

by the party bangers

10. You RSVP'd

9. You want to put your coat in Isaac's room

8. You ask the bouncer to waive the $100 entrance fee because you are on the VIP list

7. You are content knowing that the money is going towards a Hachnasat Kallah Gemach in Brooklyn

6. You could've sworn you saw Neshama Carlebach

5. You're Shomer Negiah

4. You're piss drunk after having one too many mini jello shots

3. You think there is state of the art film developing going on in the "dark room."

2. You are Dan Lekaf Zechut that the guy with his hand down your tanktop is just looking for his coat

1. You think you are at an O.Z. Melaveh Malka

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