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11. Getting caught in
the Belfer Hall wind tunnel.
10. Reading an Old Commentator, and cracking up.
9. Going to the Bodega to get a Corona
8. Buying cheap seforim....that you never plan on opening.
7. Seeing some JTS female Rabbi buy out the seforim sale and have her husband
carry the 7 boxes out.
6. Having the security guard ask you for I.D. and then recognize that
you used to go to the school... a decade ago.
5. Acting like you know alot about seforim and the picking up Stern girls with the "Ummm...do you know where i can find the Kehati pocket set?" line
4. Meeting your bashert as your read through a book on "Ribbis".
3. Telling your former classmates you are a successful Doctor, Lawyer,
or Investment Banker. Then telling them the truth.
2. Coming with your wife/husband and seeing you ex boyfriend/girlfriend
alone.
1. Coming alone and seeing your ex girlfriend/boyfriend has put on 30
pounds. YAH!
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