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The Kosher Top 10
Top Purim Pickup Lines
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If Purim means lottery, I think I just hit the jackpot!
If I could rewrite the word Purim, I would put U and I together.
Damn girl, my name must be Haman, cuz I am HUNG up on you!
Honestly pickup lines don't work, but I figure Vnafoch
hu...anything
is possible.
Let's skip the Purim seudah and go straight to dessert.
Excuse me, do you have any raisin
hamentashen? How about a date?
Do you know what costume would look good on you? Me
Excuse me, ma'am, is that costume felt? Would you like it to be?
Lets drink Ad dLoh Yudah between me and your dream date
This megillah's got your number written all over it
Give Shalach Manos yet? cause you could be my Rayahu anytime!
I've got the P, the M, the R and the I...now, all i need is U.
You must be Queen Esther, cause I'm ready to do whatever you say
Are you one of Haman's sons? Cause you just took my breathe away!
Have you heard of Hester Panim? Cause im wondering where you've been
all my life!
You remind me of Haman's sons.... A 10!
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From Howard Meyer
13.Make me happy.
12. Shake your gragger, then shake mine.
10. Let's bang out Haman's name.
9. I'm hung on you.
8. Let's exchange shalach manos.
7. You're my miracle.
6. You save my life.
5.It won't kill you...
4.We can drink till we don't know the difference between Haman and
Mordechai.
3. I'm dressed up as a star; let me undress you.
2.Let me take off your costume.
1.Be like Haman; get nasty.
From Anonimouse Anoneemous
- Would you like to touch my "Golden Scepter"?
From Robert Schneider
- You are my favorite flavor of Hamantashen
- I'd like to be with you 'Ad Dloh Yadah', if you know what I mean
- What are you supposed to be dressed up as? Oh I know, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen
- I'd like to eat from your shaloch manos
- Want a date Hamantashen minus the Hamantashen
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